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What has 2 legs but can’t walk? A person without legs.
Hold on
lets play a game called olympics or gay porn
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Who is the most attractive US president of all time?
It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln
THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS
IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES
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How Can You Improve Your Morning Mood?
Are You Left or Right Brained?
Which Healthy Snacks Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth?
How Can You Feel Energized Without Caffeine?
What Can You Do to Fight Heartburn?
What Are Some Celebrity Fitness Secrets?
Why Are You Pulling Out Your Hair?
What Is Preventing You From Losing Weight?
Which States Allow Medical Marijuana?
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What Are the Coolest Secret College Societies?
What Are The Most Expensive Cities in the World?
i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me
Kell fell asleep on the couch one night so we gave him a pillow and a blanket Which we made out of kleenex because we always have those around on our coffee table for when we watch feely stuff
MY HEART
doesn’t even go with my blog but i can’t scroll past this without regretting not reblogging it.
#how does a cat with a kleenex pillow ‘not go with your blog’#what the fuck are you doing with your life
it’s like a kitty sleeping beauty
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